Fat people – Go be fat somewhere else

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  1. That One Dude says:

    Fat people are, by law, required to stay within 5 miles of a McDonald's in order to prevent starvation which would cause them to eat other people. Checkpoints along the way provide mopeds for quicker transportation, in the case that the wheels on their car burst. These police officers are just redirecting a stray porker towards the nearest McDonald's. He was in the final stages before cannibalism. The fire-hose was necessary to begin the rolling process.

  2. Undercooked eggs were the most commonly eaten risky food. That includes eggs served sunny-side up as well as raw eggs used in preparation of hollandaise sauce, meringue, Caesar salad dressing, and the like.

  3. diamonds says:

    A dietary supplement containing high doses of the antioxidant vitamins C, E, beta-carotene, and zinc provides the first effective treatment for slowing the disease’s progression.

  4. quala says:

    whatever they all deserve a treadmill

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